My nipples are dry
Fine oil drops into space
Moist breasts are shiny
This haiku was submitted by me, to me and for me – to the contest I created just now. There were over 0 entries. Out of those, I won the award for Best Haiku 2014. Congratulations, Amanda!
Please, join me in celebrating myself by submitting your haiku about me to email@example.com*. I will be reading the entries over the next few weeks. A winner will be determined** by the end of June.
**This is not my email.
***Nope. No there will not be a winner determined. Ever.