I'm nothing without you.
THAT’S THE FRONT PAGE OF GOOGLE, YOU GUYS! MOTHEREFFING FRONT PAGE OF GOOGLE.
All it takes is one post about girls pooping and pervs everywhere go NUTS.
Thanks for the likes.
Thanks for the comments.
If I can spend the rest of my life writing and making you guys laugh, I will, and I will be stoked out of my mind the entire time.
Love this gig.
Love you guys.
Happy Friday!
Happy Weekend to all the peeps in other time zones!
Love you, boo.
amanda meets book 
haha, it’s good know the pervs have taste.
Dear Amanda,
Glad to see your working on your dream job of becoming an SNL writer. Love you blog
Samuel